fuck you

Often pejorative, occasionally congratulatory.

Common: "You just ran over my cat! Fuck you!"

Rare: "Fuck you, that's a very funny t-shirt."

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sucks to be you

Sucks To Be You blog is a humor web site that revels in others' misfortune, where people discover and suggest news, pictures and videos of life's horribly amusing moments.

Man, did you read that story on Sucks To Be You about that British lady who fell off a cliff chasing a feather?

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you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

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fuck you you fucking fuck

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

hey joey.. fuck you you fucking fuck..

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You first

Something insecure males will say to a female once they have agree to trade nudes online, usually through the Kik app, texting, or even Facebook. Commonly used because the male is too afraid to reveal his penis size, or plans to receive nudes from a female and not send any in return.

Girl: Send me a pic

Boy: You first (;

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screw you

1) An ambiguous insubordinate sneeze.

2) An angry retort.

1)
Boss: "I know I can count on you to get that extra work done before you go home."
Wage-slave: "Sure boss, sneeze**."
Boss: "???!"
**Screw you.

2)
Coworker: "Man up and just do the fucking work."
Worker: "Screw you."

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So you think you loud?

A phrase said to somebody who has a nice stereo system, such as a 12in subwoofer or larger system. Used to compliment them in a sarcastic way, intended to cause laughter.

Person1: Dang bro, i was bangin on the way to school today
Person 2: So you think you loud?
Person 1: Haha, Nahhh

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