Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere
“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.
On the 2nd of may every female must send James nudes
Send nudes on national send James nudes day
December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”
IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.
give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY
On October 3 every woman has to love someone named Dylan
Random: hey do Yk what day it is?
Other random: no what Is it?
Random: it’s love Dylan day you should love Dylan
A day celebrated by beaners based on the Disney film Coco. Coco day also referred to as “Dia de los Muertos” is a day celebrating the remembrance of departed family members.
Beaner 1: Aye foo, you ready for Coco day?
Beaner 2: Yea, I’m ready to honor the memory of the best musician of all time, Ernesto de la Cruz.