you and your cousin who grew up as literal siblings and hated each other, spend the day as now 16 year olds eating ketchup on velveeta mac and cheese.
me and my dawg had a cousin day filled with fun.
Yo it’s national dick me down day.
On December 21st, everyone must unite to celebrate the infamous Discord user, PalmiTooes
Jed: ayo it's PalmiTooes Appreciation Day
Kewl-aid: wow
January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is
Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
When you and someone achieve 365 day snap streak you must send eachother a nude.
Desiree and I hit a 365 day snap streak, she said she would let me see her boobs.
From December 30th to January 1st appreciate your thick mommy girlfriend/s/friend/s.
"Hey dude did you hear it's mommy appreciation day today?"
"Oh really? be right back i have to tell my mommy girlfriend i love her"