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National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.
Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.
Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”
A flashy go anywhere do anything diamond-like piece.
Are you engaged?" ... "Baby, that's my night and day ring.
April 25, Is National Titled Towers Day.National Titled Towers Day is a day where we celebrate Titled Towers by everyone going to Titled Towers for every game they play.
On National Titled Towers Day I will not get a win at all that day.
28th May is worldwide 'bully a midget day'
Todays the 28th May. Bully a midget day. Time to bully a midget!