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don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.
A shit mustache left behind from eating ass.
My wife noticed that I came home from work with a Dirty Sànchez. She was pissed because I don't eat her ass.
When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow
Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez”
When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.
My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night
Giving head while guys taking a dump
Jan gave bill a dirty Sanchez.
Lauren- I can't believe Walt gave me a dirty Sanchez last night. Michelle- I can
when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.
"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"