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At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
The general act of spookily fucking
I am spook fucking my step-cousin
Stronger term for don’t care in Singlish
I fuck care - I don’t care
He fuck care you - he doesn’t care about you
When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.
The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.
Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"