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June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!
June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th
#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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