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The day before you have to do any thing with a friend that is a furry
Me: hey it’s one day till fur-day what should I get it seem I have to prep for prep-day
Furry friend: paper and pencils we will make you a fursona
The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.
On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday
On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day
Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*
All humans must give Frank their Juul along with pods in this day.
Boy: wow i’m living this juul. it hits hella smooth.
Frank: Gimme dat shit nigga. It’s National Give Frank Free Juuls Day.
If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,
Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.
Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day