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Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
I cannot wait for beat a straight day
4th of May, the Day that celebrates the People of Gamejolt defeating a racist Undertale Hater and Sex Offender named Lokman and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr and his dream
Person 1: it's Anti-Lokman day
Person 2: what's that
Person 1: the day that celebrates the defeat of Lokman
A day where we celebrate the green splatoon squid idol waifu herself, Marie.
Me: IT'S MARCH 13~!
Random dude: What's so special about March 13?
Me: IT'S MARIE DAY~!
on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year
(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa
oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
a day where a lot of hurtful things (physically, emotionally, or mentally) have happened.
Your friend: How was today?
Me: Death day...
or
Today was Death day.