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YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.
Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
National grab boobs day is when you can walk up to anyone, anywhere and grab their boobs without getting in trouble
Boy: grabs girls boobs
Girl: what!
Boy: It is national grab boobs day
APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”
“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”
International Snus Day (ISD), is the day every snuser around the world celebrates the joys of snus
Bob: Hey what you doing tonight for the International Snus Day?
Bob2: Not much, but im sure gonna enjoy a good snus!
When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.
Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.
Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.
Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"
Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"
An instance where you simply feel like that person, and you feel deeply connected and endowed to yourself.
Having a curl refresh day makes me feel like I’m that person