f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

F-sharp

a derogatory shortened phrase for a faggot.

Nick: Silk your a fuckin faggot.

Joe: Relax with the F-sharp

:F

Had sex in emoticon way. F*ck in short way.

Her ":F"
Him "Im on my way!"

Thomas f standard

A fortnite addicted who says he’s not on it then I check my bros account and he’s on fortnite with 1 kill and 91 left he’s nice sometimes and he likes to be cool so yea.

Thomas f standard is fortnite.

Billy F.

A gay ginger midget that no one loves not even his parents

you:"oh god Billy F. is coming"
friend:" QUICK HIDE! HE MIGHT WANT TO BUM YOU!"

t to the f

what the fuck

t to the f, where did that come from!

f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.