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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
a day will u will have sex all day with a guy named Joshua he will lick all ur cum cream up from inside of u
me: lets have sex
Joshua:ok
September 7
National fuck your stepsister day
Step sis: let’s fuck
Step bro: hell nah
Step sis : it’s September 7
Step bro : alright!😈
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september 7th is national couples day
“Ay yo it’s September 7th, National couples day”
Kiss a guy whose name starts with c
Hey it’s September 7 you know what that means
International kiss a guy whose name starts with a S day.
Oh its September 7! That guys name starts with an S, I should go kiss him.