December 3

The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

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December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

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haiii :3

they wanna FUCK

“yo someone said haiii :3 wat does that mean?”
homie-“wid the cat face ?”

me-“yeah some kawi shi”
homie-“they wanna fuck “

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3 bags

3 bags is use to describe one really ugly bitch.
The first bag would be to put over her head during sex, because the sight is repulsive, the second bag is to put over your head in case her bag falls off, and the last bag is for your dog, so that he does not lose respect for you if he sees 'what' your doing.

i used to take the bus with gods biggest 3 bags fuck up.

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round 3

"And now Mr. lonely Neo-Nazi bot and his lonely little posse have decided to start for round three of this argument.
Let's get ready to rumble!"

I don't think that is Neo.

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3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

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rule 3

One of the most important rules that states you can never leave a public area without some tongue tackling with some hot girl(s) you just met.

Neko: So did you rule 3 it?
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.

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