Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

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so you think you can dance

Horrible, horrible reality show that was created by the same satan that created American Idol, however, contestants dance rather than sing.

"Let's watch 'So You Think You Can Dance"!

"Better idea, let's shoot ourselves in the face."

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i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

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I can dig more clams than you

A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.

"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."

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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

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you can find anything on here, cant you?

You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.

What am I doing with my life that I defined you can find anything on here, cant you?!?!?!?!?

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I can see my self in your bed

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?