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some man child who has had a 5 o'clock shadow since 5th grade. He is a total flamer and loves guys
"Hey that guy over there totally hit on me."
"What a chris meluch move."
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Noun.
A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.
Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
"Have you seen the latest Chris Ray Gun video?"
"Yeah, that guy has some problems."
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A new catch phrase being used after the incident that occured between christopher Brown and Rihanna.
Rihanna slapped chris brown causing him to beat her unconsious.
Everytime a female hits a male this phrase has been brought up.
Sally kicks tom in the mid area
Tom then say "alright you betta start running before i Chris Brown yo ass!"
John and Liz enters a argument then liz puts her finger in john face
John then says "Get your damn fingers out my face before i run a chris brown on yo ass!"
racheal accuses dain of cheating so he says
"keep accusing me, and ill wall to wall yo ass chris brown style!"
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a club of fat chicks that all share the same obsession for one and any guy.man whore,womanizer,stud muffin,hot guy,fat girls.
dude#1:"hey can i get some more of your autographs on your pictures the chris delicious club? they ran out."
dude#2:"fuck off dude i'm gonna kick your ass."
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When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.
"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."
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when a phat nibba is very cool and very epic because he is gay lol go fuck asher you gay kid.
Asher: hey chris
Chris: who the fuck you calling Chris
Asher: my bad chris the thicc man
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Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.
“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”
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