Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

Jew Mac

Homemade Jewish Mac and cheese with hotdogs

I don’t want any Jew Mac mom

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

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Jew ice

A jew that is dripped out

“Yo bro hes one of those Jew ice people”

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Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

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Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?