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The offspring of a female who has taken so much anal sex that the lining between her anus and her vagina has broken. The next time after she has sex, the semen goes from her anus into her vagina and inpregnates her. Thus the bulldog baby is born.
"We were wondering why he was so weird, however after talking to Manny's mother she informed us he was a bulldog baby."
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Another phrase for a mans scrotum.
I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
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A scheme with a heartbeat. The money baby provides a dedicated, young couple with steady income provided by a wealthy baby's daddy. The following conditions must be satisfied:
1.)Trust is crucial in this operation. The male accomplice must not let feelings interfere. Likewise, the female accomplice must be emotionally detached throught the operation.
2.)The target male should be rich, married and unwilling to father an illegitimate child.
3.)The male accomplice should remain unknown. Affording him the ability to freely apply himself to the operation.
Female: Ok...the condoms are in his front-right pocket.
Male: Roger that. Make sure to spill the drink on his cell phone. Hey...I love you and be strong. We need a money baby.
Target Male: Aw shit! My phone!
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People who date significantly older people. Can be male or female. Usually this type of behavior comes from the desire for a parent figure especially if the sugar baby is broke, immature, junkies that need to fund their habits. Sugar mamas aka cougars and sugar daddies aka manthers typically find these sugar babies in their natural habitat which include but are not limited to bars, clubs, street corners, trap houses or in the passenger seat of their best friends car. A popular way to find one is social media due to their lack of having a life and abundance of free time due to being unemployed losers.
Yeah I just found me a new sugar baby on this dating app they already dtf (down to fuck) now I can finally test these Viagra pills out.
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Act of delievering your man juice into a willing participants mouth.
Oliver: "Hey Kyle what did you do last night?"
Kyle: "I got home from work and had my lady come over to help me make mouth babies."
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After making love, a man ejaculates on his partner's anus. After ejaculation is complete, the partner expels gas through their semen covered anus. This causes a "spouting" phenomena similar to that of a whale during its normal course of breathing through its blow hole.
Man: I just blew my load on your ass. Get ready to fart!
Partner: Get the camera ready. Here it comes!
Man: I can't wait to post these pics. What a perfect Baby Beluga!
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The mother of your child
I'm goin to my baby moms house tounight
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