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reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 21, 2021


Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021


Jugger Jew

Definition 1: A person who abuses the "Juggernaut" Perk on a Call of duty game.People often refer to these people as "tanks" as they cannot be taken down easily.They are referred to as 'jews' because they simply abuse the perk,as previously stated.A jugger jew can often drive people crazy and into fits where everything within a 25 mile radius around them is torn apart out of pure rage and hatred of the jugger jew.
*Note,this is not a racist joke twards the Jewish community.*

Stop being a jugger jew you noob! I shot you 8 times with a .50 cal!Die already!!!

by Swiftly Swift December 6, 2010

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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 2, 2024


Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 23, 2024


edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.

i want to pull a edward jew on you.

by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023


Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.

Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.

by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022