I like BIRDS

When you like BIRDS

Liomf: I want to be an orthodontist
Garreth: I like BIRDS

Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.

Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.

P. P. Bird

An ornithological creature that symbolizes juvenile and sophomoric humor. This bird is usually green and is always sporting a tremendous boner, hence the "P.P." This bird was created by several high school students during a boring art class.

The iconic P. P. Bird!

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Sea-Urchin Bird

The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.

Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"

"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"

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shag some birds

The act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a woman.
Shag meaning sex and birds meaning ladies
Used mainly by the good ol' brits

"hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we'll go off and shag some birds"

"sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry"

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sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.

SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!

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those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

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