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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.

'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com

by Tuba1221 October 24, 2022


Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022


Shot the monkey

When you give your girl suprise anal.

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”

by Ethan Taylor September 14, 2018


Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016


Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 3, 2022


Sick Monkey

This is another phrase for cool or awsome

That boat is sick monkey.

by mrqt20,TBAS December 2, 2009


Monkey Farming

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

by Krakatoa Balboa October 16, 2018