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December 26 is national post your girl best friends were u post your girl best friends on your stories
person: what's today
me: oh it's December 26 national post your girl bestfriends day
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hope youre having a good birthday today its december 25th
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It’s national lemme eat your ass day so your girl gotta let you eat her has no matter where y’all are.
You: let me eat your ass(while in supermarket)
Her: no we in public dude
You: it’s December 23 and that’s national let me eat your ass day
Her: fine (pulls pants down)
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national write a letter to santa day
yo you have got to write a letter to santa!!
why?
it's december 17 duh
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Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.
Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.
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December 17 is revive dead memes day.
On this day you're allowed to use dead memes.
Zack: Big big chungus!
Mitch: That's a dead meme.
Zack: Don't worry it's December 17
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Having very pale skin and not being ashamed of it.
Her December tan is way more original than the spray tan.
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