Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

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do myself

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

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Do shit

The act of doing an activity that gets you off hours ass

do shit n shit

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do a clinton

to engage in oral sex.

They are a circle of friends who routinely do a clinton.

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to do for trade

When a gay man perform oral sex on a straight man with no expectation of reciprocity.

See that blond sailor over there in his dress whites and a bulging package? I would do him for trade.

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Do the kiver

To fall to the ground and flop around as if you were a fish out of water.

Next time I get rear ended I am going to roll out and do the kiver even if I don't get hurt, that way I can sue!

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to do a Mark

To throw up over your own clothes after a work night out

"Forrest was three sheets last night, even burnt his mouth, but he didn't do a Mark"

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