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1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.
"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"
Pathetically arrogant.
That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.
A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.
You're such a douche cock.
Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!
Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.
A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.