Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet
Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
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a) ( verb): when a rival politician accesses your personal email info and " dumps" it on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that someone tries to email dump-definition a)- you underwater later, even decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes
Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp
When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.
"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?
When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.
Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.