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On February 26th it is international give your boyfriend a hair tie day you give your boyfriend a hair tie
Omg it’s February 26th make sure to give your boyfriend a hair tie
the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...
Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...
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Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺
OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE
In February girls and pleaser themselves just like with boys they have no nut November
Man I'm not ready for February because you know what that means fingerless February 😒
A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.
but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?
Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.
Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
Finger Free February - Since Boys Challenge Themselves With No Nut November How About Girls Challenge Themselves With Finger Free February
This Year I Will Complete Finger Free February
Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.
Hey There wanna fuck?
No???
You can’t say no it’s fucking February
Well yes then.
“Boys eyes start shining”