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our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
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Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
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Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
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A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.
George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.
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Ninjas made of sausage that are holy, and can fly
Those Holy Flying Sausage Ninjas just killed my gerbil!!!!!!!!
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Pronunciation: \หflฤซ\\iล \หfi-kษl\ \หfiล-gษr\ \หรคv\ \หfฤt\
This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)
If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.
Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"
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1. A game where people dress up as pimps and race greased hobos through a mall. Extra points are awarded if people stop the pimp to try and get a whore.
2. When you grease up some concrete stairs, throw a philly cheesesteak down to the bottom, and watch the hobos fall down
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