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Gay Hairdresser

A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.

The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.

(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)

"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."

"Thats rough."

"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."

by AtomickBombick August 23, 2008

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Gay Zebra

A gay zebra, otherwise known as Tishiya Taylor. Is a person whoโ€™s mother is a zebra and father who is a tree

Is that Gay Zebra????

by TotallyNate May 14, 2019

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Gay Glitter

Sprinkle on someone or something to instantly make the object 10 times more fabulous.

After a long hard day at work, Kelsey went home and sprinkled some gay glitter on before she went to the bar. She walked in to the bar with confidence knowing that she was 10 times more fabulous then before!

by skull878 October 26, 2009

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Gay-z

1)A fake ass simp who, rises to fame in hip-hop in the absence of greatness. (The deaths of Tupac and Biggie). also, A punk who couldn't get nothin on while the great ones had the WHOLE DAMN GAME ON LOCK, but manages to steal other peoples styles and re-arrange his weak raps to rise to stardom above other weak ass rappers in a watered down time of hip hop. All of whom are long gone i.e. Master P and others
2)A sissy ho, who pretends to be harder than he is i.e. Ja-Fool, and raps like a hard ass in his lyrics behind glass in the studio but could'nt walk down any block in any hood and not get the pissed slapped out of him.
3)A self proclaimed mogul, who feeds off the ignorant and impresionable young people to get rich by selling wack ass crap that wouldn't sell in any deptartment store if it was'nt for his name. (Try selling that crap in places where people have "real" money and "taste").
4) A washed up, arrogant, yesterday rapper who still believes he is relavant by believing he is better than Biggie ever was, when in fact he is not better than rappers alive today like NAS, Eminem, and Lil Wayne.
5) A clown ass nursery rhyme rapper who wishes his raps had real content in them like NAS, Chuck D, KRS-1, Rakim and other true legends of hip hop
6)A Queen Victoria fancy ass punk who wishes his raps had real hard stuff like Scarface,Tupac, and Bun B.
6)A hatin ass snake who attempts to diss on rappers that are (A)relavent today, (B) Hot, (C)more creative than him, by saying proposterous things like "he isn't as good as me cuz he ain't put out a classic yet" when speaking of arguably two of the best in MC's in the game right now like Kanye West and Lil Wayne.
7) A rapper who sucks i.e. Ja Rule, Snow, Vanilla Ice

1)That paper bag got wet. Damn it's as soft as "Gay-z"
2)Man my girl gave me some last night! Her nana was almost as soft and wet as "Gay-z" Nah never mind. Nothing is that soft.

by Truth-1 The Great Prince January 30, 2009

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Gay centipede

A circle of at least four erect gay men each one standing behind each other, stick their dicks into the rectum of the person in front. If there are enough participants a circle is created.

Ben got the lube so its time for a gay centipede session

by Shakespeare's next of kin April 26, 2017

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gay couple

Two guys who don't care about what other people think, because love is love ACCEPT THAT

OMG that gay couple is so sweet

by The-truth-teller February 4, 2015

52๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Call in gay

1. A form of protest wherein people boycott work/shopping to show the importance of gay people to the economy;

2. When a guy makes plans to go out with his friends, but then backs out at the last moment with a poor excuse.

1. "John and Sally are going to call in gay today and go to the Prop 8 rally downtown."

2. Bill: "Where's Dave, happy hour is almost over!"
Tom: "He called in gay. Said he had a headache."

by oz115 December 15, 2008

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