Hand Kiss

the result of being punched right in the fucking mouth...

You should leave my hood immediately, or i will be forced to hand kiss you right in the god damn mouth!!

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Blå hand

När man söker sympati genom att tala nedlåtande om sig själv.

Johan : Kolla, min teckning blev inte bra
Sara: Jo den blev jättefin
Kalle: Vad blå hand du har Johan.

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hand pump

Jerking off, in quick motions.

Hey Delilah, have you seen Tim?
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.

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Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.

Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!

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Hand Juice

Slang term for Hand Sanitizer.

Can I have some hand juice? I just went to a public bathroom and my hands are dirty.

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dookie hand

when you wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one in the face and go DOOOOOKIE HANDDDD.

1.dude you got dookie handed!
2.check out that dookie hand.
3.fish goes well with potatoes and beans

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Frisky Hands

A compulsive need to touch your female friend, even when she tells you not to. Ultimately leads to you sleeping on the floor.

'Did you just touch my bum?'
'No!'
'I know it's peachy but you and your frisky hands need to learn some self control!'

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