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When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.
Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"
Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."
When a girl has had many dudes in her....just like the Trojan horse
Dude you should go after Emily
Nah bro she’s a Trojan horse...many dudes been in her
A act in which a man pulls off the condom at the last second and cums inside someone.
Last night I pulled a Trojan Horse.
When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.
When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.
When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.
The trojan horse seemed like a gift to the other side.