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When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter
Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?
When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold
"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"
When you pull a long slimy hair from under your ballsack and/or vagina and drop it on the bathtub floor when taking your post sex shower.
Let me finish you off with a blowie, that way later we can enjoy some nice tasty dingus soup!
The act of getting brutally sodomized by a stranger whilst eating fecal matter out of a toilet.
Guy 1: Did you hear Jack Moved away?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He ate some Trenton Soup!
The most overrated youtuber to ever disgrace the planet, got popular off of an extremely unoriginal concept and as a result has an extremely inflated ego despite having no friends at school, he supports groomers and islamaphobia
Person 1: You know Soup Earth Society?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a piece of shit, dude is better
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5 or more black men with one juvenile white boy inside of a hot tub for exactly 15 minutes or more at 97 degrees Fahrenheit
Yall tryna make some diddy soup later?