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(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
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Upside down creeper
upside down creepers are russian olopers
When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out
A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.
2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.