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Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*
*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"
(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
ohhhh i love jacobing in the night
A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked
Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?
Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?
jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.
girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3
guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!
'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.
"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”