A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
a big dick femboy who doesn’t use his genitalia advantage and gets fucked in his ass somewhat similar to the streamer formerly known as “Sketch” but now renamed “Stretch” and Ramello Rogers also takes penis’s and put’s the tips up to his nostrils and lets the guys cum shoot up his nose
Bro Jordan Frazier II just gave me an insane experience last night then we went munting
The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
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erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style
did you heer erin jordan got her cat?
yeah, she shoves her dick in it.
* shanae stop quaking * 💅