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When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
putting your thumb in a girl's vagina while she is on her period to stop the bleeding
My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.
When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
A sex position in where you set a 50 bmg "Slap round" on your night stand and only pleasure you partner by jamming your thumb into holes.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
Do you want to Kentucky Thumb tonight?
No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
When you're nailing your sister from behind and you slip in the back "accidentally" so you shove your thumb in her asshole so blood doesn't get on your bed.
Had an accidental intrusion with sis last night and had to give her the Kentucky thumb to keep the sheets clean
A sex pose where in the Male sticks his thumb in the Females throat.
"Man me and Brittany did the Kentucky Thumb last night" said Scott
Getting choked out during sex by your partner or self from a thumb being applied to the jugular in a fashion similar to the lifesaving technique used by Kentucky Ballistics.
What’s that bruise from?
My boyfriend gave me the Kentucky Thumb last night after watching Gun Meme Review!