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On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
Small D energy but for liberal athletes like Travis Kelce who allow themselves to be cucked by Taylor Swift. The term was coined and popularized on twitter due to his relationship.
“Did you see how soy number 5 was? He has small kick energy”
When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.
Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.
The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."
When Johnny K gets angry and flips out on everyone
Johnny whats a matter?
Aw AW! IM GONNA FLIP AND KICK