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What the track workout will be. Term coined by John Panny.
Bob: Hey what’s the workout today?
John: It’s probs very light.
The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.
Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.
Also known as Saba Mansouri, she is known for eating apples, borrowing Aden's earphones, and sharing pictures of her ass on the socials. Some people call her name by Light-Saba, as it seems to put a little giggle on peoples faces because of its similarity to the word lightsaber. No one calls her last name Man-Sewery, I just thought I might add it to the defintion for, as the kids like to say, for the lols.
Woah, is that Light-Saba Man-Sewery? Don't have an apple around her, she'll fucking feast the whole thing in a second.
Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?
You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi
God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!
States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!