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Matthew is the best person you could ever know. With dirty blonde hair blueish greenish eyes he is sure to make you laugh and smile everyday. He is the best boyfriend ever and you will never forget him. He can tell when I’m about to cry or when I’m smiling just by my voice. I believe in love because of him. But don’t get on his bad side or you will feel upset like never before. All in all, Matthew is the reason I am still alive today.
Bro have you met my crush yet?
No who’s he?
HES my new favorite person
Omg is he a matthew?
YES
The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.
Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent
To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.
He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew