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When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!
A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.
Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.
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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
-mike
-“can you spare some change bro?”
- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.
Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.