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A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.
My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.
a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀
"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"
"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"
A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.
Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger
The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.
“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”