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A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby
"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"
A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.
I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.
The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.
Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly
See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly
A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced
See that bloke over there in a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly
When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.
Person 1: How was that music festival?
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
A cocktail of bourbon, coke, and baileys Irish cream. Served over ice. It curdles when mixed, but tastes of rootbeer.
I had too many mud-ducks last night. Woke up with a nasty fucking hangover!