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When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'
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The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.
Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.
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A group of free runners who are hired to do things like Sabotage, Beat up people, Espionage etc.
Fred: Jerry! The Dark Star Runners are coming for you!
Jerry: That Urban Ninja Clan! Oh shit I better get my tazer and pepper spray.
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Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's
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a ninja rock is a rock that sneaks up on you while walking or running and causes you to either twist, sprain, or break your ankle. At the very least it will make you say ouch that hurt. Most commonly happens at night when you cant really see whats on the ground so well.
I was walking to the chow hall with my roomies and out of nowhere this ninja rock made me twist my ankle.
Aww fuck damn ninja rock just tried to take me out. I hate those sneaky bastards.
Dude Caleb was walking to back from the store last night and stepped on a ninja rock. It put him on crutches man.
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A shark from Canadian decent with prior ninja training, tends to jump thousands of miles inland to attack small children(usually infants).
Oh Shit! the canadian ninja shark again!
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(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.
Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.
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