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when two male urethra openings touch for a brief yet intimate moment.
I was so glad to see donny taft for the first time in almost two years. we had a wonderful penis kiss.
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A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.
Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!
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the tip of the penis, your jock. When a girl is really feelin you she on ur tip.
"I know that girl over there mam. she is on my Tip penis"
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a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
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A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
Eat my cheese penis, bitch.
You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.
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the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis
Wow! Look at that lady penis!
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a penis so small it looks like a third niple
You have such a small dick, it is a niple penis!
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