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Show no love. Love will get you killed.
What is rule number 5?
"Show no love, love will get you killed."
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Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
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After you break up with someone, you are not allowed to mourn over the loss for more than 5% of your time being with them.
The 5 percent rule goes like this: you can mourn over the loss of a boyfriend or girlfriend for no more of 5% iof the time being together (as previously stated). FOR EXAMPLE, if you dated someone for 60 minutes, you can mourn over your tragic loss for 3 minutes (if i did my math correctly)
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A rule for tracking computer programming development time.
The full statement of the rule is, "The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time."
The rule simultaneously emphasizes two important points in software development. The first is that for almost any product, most of the development time will be used on relatively small but difficult sections of the code. The second is that the first point often leads to extremely optimistic project schedules.
The ultimate lesson to learn from this rule is that the amount of the project that is completed is NOT tied to the amount of code completed, and that substituting one for the other can be disastrous.
The ninety-ninety rule is often mistaken for a typo, with users assuming that the first 90% of code should correspond to the first 10% of time; while this is logically correct, it is NOT the original aphorism.
A: "This stupid ten-line function is somehow crashing on one out of every 100 calls and nobody has a clue how to fix it. We've got a week left in the schedule and haven't even fully identified the problem."
B: "Ninety-Ninety Rule. You should have expected from the start that something like this would come up."
When people leave alcohol at your place for more than 10 hours, it becomes yours.
Person A: Where is my alcohol?
Person B: It's been past 10 hours, bitch, its mine now.
Person A: What?
Person B: 10 hour rule, bitch!
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Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
Guy 1: "Suzy is a nice girl, but she is REALLY ugly"
Guy 2: "She sent me a naked picture of herself once. Got it on my phone. Want to see?"
Guy 3: "Hell yeah. I gotta. Naked Curiosity Rule"
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When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
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