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When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out
A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.
The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.
2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?
Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster
Person 1: Oh... nevermind
To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
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Upside down creeper
upside down creepers are russian olopers
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"