liquid smoke

synonym for milk

I poured some liquid smoke into my coffee.

The Smoked Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

smoking circle

A circle formed by humans for social purposes while smoking either ciggerettes and or weed/drugs.

weed smoking yolo swag social smoking circle

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

Not Smoke

A period of time which one takes to "not smoke".

Verity left the dinner table to go outside and have a "not smoke".