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the line mario says at the end of super Mario 64
player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!
mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game
player: what
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When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.
Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.
It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.
i want you so bad like literally
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A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
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Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.
Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
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A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
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A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
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