Lag city in the basement

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.

Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

liberty city

Liberty City is definatly New York and not in Miami, it's so obvious, tards.

There's gunna be a slughter in Liberty City tonight, where's my PS2!?

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Vice City Multiplayer

Vice City Multiplayer or also known as VCMP is a multiplayer mod for the Rockstar game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. The mod is very much associated with pakistani people and their pov PCs and bad internet. It is also known for its bad sync where you shoot at a player and he doesn't die.

Player A: Hey, man! Wanna play some Vice City Multiplayer ?

Player B: Nah, I'm fed up with these paki laggots and that bad sync.

dubb city

named for waynesboro dub for first bit of W city because its the city where some juggalos live and chyll. Represent 540

"Yo man where u from?"
"Dat Dubb City also known as the boro woop woop!"

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Life In The Big City

What you say when you have lost your idealism and your find yourself as many people do: In a room drinking wine out of a burger king cup with ice in it, smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day and saying the N word.

Tim's Mother: "The cops are probably going to raid the house because they are running a pretty big coke operation upstairs."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

Tim's Mother: "Your kids who you haven't seen in five years called you. And because you were so drunk, they hung up the phone, and they never want to speak to you again."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

For further definition of the word visit

Tim Dillon's Podcast

Episode 164 Life In The Big City

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The City of the Future

The Twin Cities of Minnesota; the Minneappolis/St. Paul metropolis.

Dave: "Man, did you hear Mike's heading off to school in Minnestoa?"

Paul: "Yeah, he's movin' out to the City of the Future!"

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The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

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