Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.
Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!
No Dump December takes place during December and means that you cannot dump during December. It is mostly used as a challenge to see who can last the longest throughout December without taking a dump.
How long have you lasted through No Dump December?
n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.
Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.
Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.
Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.