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Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 12, 2019


Jacob

Eats booty

Did you see jacob eat booty ass holes yesterday nigga?

by Poop_nuggets_cheese_balls March 9, 2022


Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 30, 2021


Jacob

Ahh! Jacob there could be many words to explain him but ill just say simply "What a fucking FAGGOT"

JACOB STOP BEING A FAGGOT

by 69696996969696969696 February 7, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is a bandwagon boy. He loves men and wants much attention. He talks to coach hours on end in hopes of getting to start cleanup

Jacob is mentally ill

by Ddndnd June 6, 2019


Jacob

He’s a guy. He says he’ll never watch anime, even though we already know he is addicted beyond even me. He says he hates hentai but he’s lying. He is a bully because he won’t play Roblox with other people. He also sucks cock, quite a bit. And doesn’t play Minecraft enough.

Jacob “doesn’t like” anime.

by Spuma-san February 28, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.

Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."

by tupac0021 October 15, 2019