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The Chode a La mode from Denny's is the treat that is neat. When you live in an area so rural where your father is also your uncle, there's only one place you can indulge late night to satisfy your Midnight Treat-Tooth. That place is Denny's.
Turn to menu page 2 1/2 and slap your finger right down on the classic Dennys Chode A la Mode while Bethany is standing fast to take down that fantastic fuckin order.
Tone: Dam, I'm so sick of this shit. first they steal my battery, now they took my entire Scooter. a homeless man took my softball bat and now they stole my $300 package.
Ryan: holy shit man, you could really use a deep dish of Chode A La Mode from Denny's.
Ryan: Yo Jay me and Tone are goin to Dennys to cheer up Tone, you wanna -
Jay: Nope
Tone: Dam. I hope they have the same sale as modells. I'll get two ChoLAHmodes from Denny's
It is a triple 54 and with monkeys and backflips and soccer balls and mechanical pencils
Man did you see that loop da doop la poop
The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
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The same as hijo de puta but on a grand scale
Gringo: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!"
Latino: " Mira este Hijo De La Gran Puta, Malparido!!!"
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A person who cannot accept the death of a video game character and comes up with wild theories to convince themselves that she didn't die / will be resurrected.
La Signora Main: " Signora didn't actually die, a whopper flower died instead. "
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The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.
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An Irish goddess that lives somewhere in Ireland, working as an assassin for the ISA. Hot, Honest, Caring, Kind, Legendary, and possesses such badassery that all who view her are induced with pure awesome. All that worship Sangre die happy. Also makes a mean drink.
When I prayed to Sangre de la Rosa last night, I shat myself out of being struck dead from the awesome.
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